ONLINE PHARMACY
for gay men
Sexual health, weight, hair — made for gay men, by gay men. A UK clinician reviews every order. Dispensed by a registered pharmacy.
What are you here for?
Not sure which? Start anywhere — a clinician reads your answers and will say if something else fits better. See all prices
Dispensed by a real, UK-registered pharmacy
We're the digital health service — the front door, the questionnaire, the experience designed for gay men. The actual prescription is dispensed by a fully GPhC-registered UK pharmacy partner. That's how it has to work by law, and it's how it should work. We don't pretend to be a pharmacy. We work with one.
That means your medication goes through the same checks any prescription would at the high street pharmacy — but without the awkward bit. Same regulated UK supply chain, same quality, same standards. Just in a plain brown box on your doormat.
✓ Check us on the GPhC register ↗Real medicines. Reviewed by a UK clinician
Four things we treat, six treatments. Every one is prescription-only — a clinician reads your answers before anything is dispensed, and can say no.
Sexual performance
2 treatmentsTwo ways to do the same job. The difference is timing.
HARD ANYTIME pouch. 3/4 angle, pale grey ground, light upper-left.
Hard Anytime
One tablet, ready for up to 36 hours. No clock-watching. The one most guys end up preferring once they try it.
HARD ON-DEMAND pouch. Same angle, same ground, same shadow.
Hard On Demand
Take it about an hour before. Lasts a few hours. Same outcome as the one you'd whisper for at the high street pharmacy — without standing at the counter.
Safer sex
1 treatmentThe one most guys have never been offered.
BAREBACK BACKUP pouch. Same spec.
Bareback Backup
A single tablet, taken after sex. Lowers your chance of picking up certain STIs. Prescribed by a UK doctor. You probably didn't know this existed.
Finally, a brand that understands gay needs
Weight loss
2 treatmentsInjection or tablet. Both clinician-supervised, both with monthly check-ins.
WEIGHT LOSS pouch (injection). Same spec.
Weight Loss — Injection
The injection everyone is talking about, done properly. Monthly check-ins, clinician supervision, real medication from a regulated UK supply chain.
WEIGHT LOSS pouch (oral). Same spec.
Weight Loss — Oral
Same clinical pathway, no needles. A daily tablet with the same monthly reviews and the same supervision.
Hair loss
1 treatmentCaught early, most treatable.
All treatments on this page are prescription-only medicines. A UK-registered clinician reviews every consultation and may decline. Prices shown are starting prices and are confirmed after clinical review.
Be honest with yourself. We'll be honest with you
Not every treatment is right for every guy. A real doctor reviews your consultation and may say no — that's the whole point.
Guys ready to do something about it
- You're 18 or over and live in the UK
- You want to take charge — without awkward conversations
- You'd rather fill in the form online than wait 3 weeks for a GP
- You want a clinician who understands gay men
- You value privacy. Plain packaging, GP only told if you ask
Maybe not the right fit if
- You're under 18 or based outside the UK
- You want to avoid speaking to a clinician at all
- You expect no questions asked — these are prescriptions
- You have health conditions that make these treatments unsafe
- You're not ready to be honest in the consultation
All treatments require a valid prescription reviewed by a UK clinician.
What it costs, before you fill anything in
The consultation and the clinician review are free. You only pay if you're prescribed and you choose to go ahead. Cancel any time.

| Treatment | 1 month | 3-month supplyBest value |
|---|---|---|
| Hard AnytimeSexual performance · daily | £49.99per month | £84.99 Save 43%total · £28.33/mo · you keep £64.98 |
| Hard On DemandSexual performance · as needed | £49.99per month | £84.99 Save 43%total · £28.33/mo · you keep £64.98 |
| Bareback BackupSafer sex · single dose | £64.99no subscription | —no subscription |
| Weight Loss — InjectionWeekly pen · monthly review | £169.99£39.23/wk · monitoring & check-ins included | —billed monthly |
| Weight Loss — OralDaily tablet · monthly review | £129.00£29.77/wk · monitoring & check-ins included | —billed monthly |
| Thick HairHair loss · daily | £39.99per month | £99.99 Save 16%total · £33.33/mo · you keep £19.98 |
Free CUM XXL worth £64.99
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Complete your consultation and our bestselling CUM XXL Volume + Vitality supplement is added to your first order automatically — no code, no extra steps. While stocks last.
18+ · UK only · One per patient · Added automatically to your first order · While stocks last · CUM XXL is a food supplement, not a medicine
Three steps. Five minutes
No surgery waiting room. No counter conversations. No mystery.
Pick your treatment
Answer a confidential medical questionnaire written by clinicians who know what to ask gay men.
A UK doctor reviews
A real, UK-registered clinician reviews your consultation. They may approve, ask follow-up questions, or recommend a different treatment.
Delivered, discreetly
Your prescription is dispensed by a UK-registered pharmacy and posted in plain brown packaging. No branding. No giveaway.
Better than the GP. Less awkward than the high street
Three ways you could get these treatments. One of them is actually built for you.
DOROTHY
The people who'll actually look after you
UK-registered clinicians. Real people, real credentials, real reviewers of every order. Every number below links to the public register.

Extensive experience in gay men's health, sexual health, and weight management.

Consultant in Diabetes and Endocrinology, 19+ years of clinical experience.

Clinical Diploma + degrees from Cardiff, UCL, Keele. Specialist in anticoagulation and cardiology.
Quietly delivering for our community
No more awkward pharmacy moments
Used to be so awkward asking for it over the counter. Now it's all online, 5 minutes to apply, delivered discreetly. Such a relief.
Which one should I be on?
Never understood the difference between the options. The team sorted it and it's been a game changer. No blocked nose, no heartburn.
Discreet means discreet
Was a bit nervous about delivery but you'd never know what it was. Plain packaging, no labels, nothing awkward.
Fat loss — didn't know this was possible
Had no idea you could get weight loss treatment online. Simple, smooth process. Love that it's built with gay men in mind.
Hair loss sorted
Had no clue where to start. Made it really easy. After 3 months I'm already seeing a big difference.
Finally, a service that gets us
You can tell this is built for gay men. No judgement, no weird assumptions, just straightforward, understanding care.
Quiet wins, loud results
Stories from guys who tried it.
The questions everyone asks
If you've got a question we haven't covered, ask — there's no embarrassing question we haven't heard.
Is this safe?
Yes. Every order is reviewed by a real UK-registered clinician before any prescription is approved. Your medication is dispensed by a GPhC-registered UK pharmacy. The treatments themselves are all licensed in the UK and used millions of times a year.
If a treatment isn't right for you, the clinician will say so — and may suggest something different or decline the order entirely. That's the system working as intended.
What am I actually paying for?
The consultation and the clinician review are free. You only pay if you're prescribed and you decide to go ahead — and the price includes the medication, the ongoing clinical oversight and delivery.
Where a 3-month supply is offered it is substantially cheaper: Hard Anytime and Hard On Demand are £84.99 for three months against £49.99 for a single month, and Thick Hair is £99.99 for three months against £39.99. Weight loss is billed monthly and the price includes your clinical monitoring and check-ins. Cancel any time from your account — if you cancel before the next refill ships, you are not charged.
Will my GP find out?
Only if you ask us to tell them.
During your questionnaire we'll ask if you'd like us to share information with your GP. The default is no. Some people prefer their GP to know everything for safety reasons — that's a personal choice and we respect it either way.
How discreet is the packaging, really?
Plain brown box or padded envelope. No Friend of Dorothy logo on the outside. No medication name visible. No giveaway labels.
The shipping label has your name and address. That's it. If your housemate, family member, or partner sees the parcel, they can't tell what's inside.
I'm not out. Is this OK to use?
Absolutely. Privacy is the entire point of what we do.
Nothing on your bank statement says "Friend of Dorothy" or anything that could out you — the charge shows as a generic descriptor. The packaging is unmarked. The email confirmations don't mention what's inside. We've built this for guys who need this stuff to be invisible to everyone except themselves.
Why are some products on this page not named clearly?
UK law restricts how prescription-only medications can be advertised. We can't name active ingredients in marketing — that's why our treatments have brand names like Hard On Demand, Bareback Backup, and so on.
Once you click into a product and start your questionnaire, the clinician explains exactly what the medication is, how it works, side effects, and how to take it — fully and clearly. The naming convention is purely about what we can say on a public-facing page.
What if I'm not honest in the questionnaire?
Don't be that guy. Seriously.
The questionnaire is confidential — only the clinician sees it. They're not judging you. They're checking that what you're asking for is safe given your actual health, what you take, what you do, and what you've had. Lying about this stuff can mean a treatment that's wrong or unsafe for your body.
If you're worried about something — number of partners, drug use, an STI history, anything — tell them. They've heard it. They won't react.
How fast does it actually arrive?
Most orders arrive within 2–3 working days of being approved by the clinician.
The questionnaire review usually happens the same day — often within a few hours. So from filling out the form to a box on your doormat, you're usually looking at 3–5 days total.
If you need something for a specific weekend, plan ahead.
What if the clinician says no?
You won't be charged for the treatment. The questionnaire itself is free.
The clinician will usually explain why — sometimes it's about a different treatment being more suitable, sometimes about a health condition that makes a treatment unsafe, sometimes it's about needing to see your GP in person first. The 'no' is part of the safety system, not a rejection.
Can I cancel any time?
Yes. No contracts, no lock-in.
Cancel before your next refill ships and you won't be charged. You can also pause if you want a break for a few months. Manage it all from your account, no awkward "cancel hotline" — just click cancel.
What if I don't live in the UK?
Sorry — for now, our service is UK only. We're licensed to operate here and the pharmacy partner ships within the UK only. We're looking into expansion but no timeline yet.
If you're outside the UK, our supplements range ships worldwide.
Two real men, ordinary intimacy, natural light
Real photography — not AI, not stock
Five minutes. That's all this takes
A UK clinician reviews your questionnaire. You get a real, prescribed treatment dispensed by a regulated UK pharmacy. It arrives in a plain brown box. You start looking after yourself, finally and properly.